It may be a small state, but Rhode Island kids have some big problems. We go off to college and suddenly learn that other states have more than one area code (and they have to use area codes to dial IN STATE?!?), we hear the jingle of a truck and our friends look at us strangely when we think it’s a lemonade truck (poor out of state kids only have ice cream trucks), and the first time we realize we can’t get from one end of the state to the other in under an hour is a bit of a shock. And did someone just say “What’s a NIROPE?”??? *sigh*. Read on for more Rhode Island Kid Problems. #rikidprobs
#1 – Don’t they know it’s delicious?
#2 – Do those kids ever go to school?
#3 – Apparently it’s some sort of family tradition.
#4 – Basically child abuse.
#5 – I DIDN’T AGREE TO EAT PRODUCE!
#6 – I don’t understand what’s so confusing.
#7 – Every. Single. Time.
#8 – *tear*
#9 – That’s NOT what it’s called.
#10 – I do not think it means what you think it means.
#11 – I think you mean “chowdah.”
#12 – Who am I kidding, we never travel more than 45 minutes.
#13 – TURN THE CAR AROUND!
#14 – Also, now I have a headache.
#15 – No Mommy Wars here!